PepperFest
This came about for a few reasons. First of all, our 5C Social
Committee would fund just about anything, but they started realizing
that everything ended up being keg parties. They were whining for
something non-alcoholic, and our Dean of Students, Mike Cappetto, was
all for it.
David Stepp had wagered at some point that he could consume
something like 404 ouces of Dr Pepper by drinking 101 shots (according
to the drinking game of the same name, "101") using 4-oz West Dorm shot
glasses. Clearly he was mistaken, and his sink became his best friend
for a time [I suspect the feeling was not mutual].
My roommates and I called our hole in the hallway "Club 101," as we
invited others to join in a monthly 101-shot beer-drinking social event
that actually drew a reasonable crowd sometimes. Some people over in
Hell Suite would have their traditional JackFest, which involved
drinking as much Jack Daniel's as possible. David and Eric lived
above Hell Suite (in Heaven Suite, of course) and I seem to remember
Eric taking part in 101 at some point.
The 5C Social Committee bought the idea of funding a Dr Pepper
drinking game, the Dean got on board, and so PepperFest was born.
It began in the West Dorm Lounge, in which so much questionable
behavior had been allowed to continue every other time. Stepp had
purchased as much canned Dr Pepper as he could afford with the money he
received [it was enough] and it was ready in the lounge, some of it
even cold. A suprisingly large crowd appeared to take part.
The game commenced.
Now, anyone who drinks soda knows that your local convenience store
sells 64-oz jugs of the fountain drink of your choice, and that goes
down okay. 64 shot glasses full of Dr Pepper was slightly more
difficult, because you're drinking on the clock, and you're drinking
this foul drink under duress of sorts. Not to mention the fact that
64 was only half-way there.
Half-way for me, anyway. The game itself was not bound by the
101-shot upper limit so common in our version of the game. In this
case, it was a challenge to drink until nobody else could, leaving as
winner the biggest loser, the one most full of Dr Pepper.
Somewhere around 85 shots I found that I could not continue. As a
veteran of Club 101 I was realizing that little glasses of beer are
easy because you visit the bathroom and are not feeling so bad around
80 shots. With Dr Pepper, you really just have a stomach ache, you
feel a little shaky, and you realize that you might not be able to go
to the bathroom.
Plus there was the vomit. Not from me-- which might have been
better-- but from Craig Demel, who was sitting next to me with his long
hair and Dr Pepper-scented vomit flying. I realized that there were
also people outside vomitting and acting like sugar-frenzied freaks.
As nobody held Craig's hair for him, it, too, was Dr Pepper-scented,
and this was all I could take. It was time to bail.
I brushed my teeth, finally managed to hit the bathroom, and felt
generally ill. I felt utterly defeated. I felt that this could not
be the end for me in PepperFest, so I returned and had to drink 5 shots
to catch up. To this day I am fairly certain that it was those 5
shots that should have been my last-- indeed the remaining 16 proved to
be.
When all was said and done, the last man standing was Kirby Lawton,
who had been the star of the show in various other examples of
stupidity, so this was par for the course. If memory serves, he was
awarded a pewter mug, engraved with his name and the size of his
accomplishment.
Long after the party was over, some random Pomona dorks came
wandering through our lounge searching for lingering parties. They
were stepping on some of what seemed like thousands of empty Dr Pepper
cans, and they asked what had gone on there. I began to describe it,
but the look of horror that flashed across their faces prompted me to
stop. I turned my back and heard them questioning our sanity as I
walked away.